it should die in a fire!

ok this is a quickie as I'm headed out of town..( http://www.sca.org/ , kingdom of the Outlands , Battlemoore War , just if anyone wanted to know, it will be a few days) any who... so it should die in a fire, she told me that one day and i laughed, i know my fellow compatriot she hates most if not all implements used by Sir but HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, i hate the blind twist, this I know, but Christ almighty do I not like the bath brush he has!!! I'm OK with the paddles at least the 2 that have been used on my rumpas, but that is not like those is doesn't have the stingy, paper cut hurtness i feel for the blind twist, nor does it have the swatting thud that i find manageability soothing of the wood paddle, that mother fucker has weight to one end giving it bite, yes bite and not the fun kind, now maybe its because my back hurts from pulling something at work, but i don't want to do that ever again. my mistake for laughing at the fire comment...said that after it was over she laughed,but Sir reappeared and made stipulations should the bath brush or any of its lil' friends take a vacation, say to a camp fire.....damn it shouldn't have said while he was around... =(......but fire would still be nice...fire + wood (bath brush/paddle) = happy.....wait till something worse that's its place...hummm

Happy 4th of July